Cara :)

precumming:

precumming:

i cant believe i just swallowed my whole load after shooting it onto my jiggly puff plushie

WHO CHANGED MY TEXT POST

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

chadleymacguff:

bye grandpa

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

poopinginschool:

i mean i guess ill accept this grammy

poopinginschool:

i mean i guess ill accept this grammy

monicalewinsky1996:

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

thinkofthegunstheysell:

when I find myself in times of trouble

geoff ramsey comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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